Mumbo Jumbo

Slumped ponderously, my elbow on the desk, and my cheek on my fist. With hefty eyes, seated on a dangerously comfortable chair in a room for 270 students. Bitterly noxious perfume permeated my area from two surrounding women and one man who indulge in its application. The crunching of chips being masticated by a behemoth … More Mumbo Jumbo

Celestial Slacks

As our crags thaw out, climbers shed a few puffy layers in preparation for their warmer-weather rock projects—their native climbing pants accompanying them in both successes and failures. Since the alignment of the planets isn’t a reliable source to forecast adventures, we turned to these celestial slacks for this season’s climbing horoscopes. Spandex Tights This … More Celestial Slacks

Are We Here Yet?

A beautiful blast of cool mountain wind invades the cabin as I open the window. My lumbar spine is sore from sitting so long. I feel my stomach draping over the seatbelt from snacking all day. The hair dancing around my face tangles around itself in a big nest. Sometimes I wish we were just … More Are We Here Yet?

Challenge by Choice

The sun radiated through towering pines, laying a canopy over the dusty trail toward Suicide Rock. Idyllwild, California—the true birthplace of the YDS, home to the world’s first 5.9, and central to the rise of rock climbing in the States. On a clear Saturday afternoon, climbing parties danced up the trail to hop on all … More Challenge by Choice

The Steady Beat

As my 11-year old self approached the park with my father, I was ridden with anxiety about date attire. Pretty pressing at that age. Come to think of it, I had no idea where this notion arose, but regardless, it was overpowering my thoughts entirely. In this case, “A walk in the park” didn’t imply … More The Steady Beat

Genesis

The warmth of the sun has departed. Snow silences any stirring in the shadows of the forest. A faint glow above the treeline reveals dusk’s fading light. It is only my climbing partner and me here tonight. Memories of the last time we occupied this trailhead float in on a calm wind; it was just … More Genesis

That Snow Excuse

What to say when the mountains call. While many people in our country spend these frigid months watching the news or Netflix in Snuggies, most Bozemanites keep warm by skiing or snowboarding Bridger, Big Sky, or the backcountry. Unfortunately, many of us must spend five of seven days inside an office or a classroom—sans ridiculously … More That Snow Excuse